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The two dogs, Schnappsy and Berry, are looking for love. They have found each other at last, and now they want to get married. Since the state of Wisconsin does not recognize dog marriages, they must obtain a special dog marriage license from the Humane Society. So Schnappsy went to the Humane Society and barked at the staff members there. They could tell from the look in his eyes that he was in love, so they gave him the license to marry.
Schnappsy and Berry then went to find the right church. They decided on Immaculate Conception. The ceremony took place at 2:00pm on a beautiful fall day. All of their animal friends came to the service, and afterwards everyone went to the reception. In order to get Schnappsy, Berry, and all of their animal friends to the reception, they rented a dog bus. A dog bus is special because they all could ride together safely. Some animals arrived in a van because they weren't dogs and so they didn't fit in the doggy bus.
The reception was fantastic. For dinner, they had smoked sausage, fried potatoes, green beans, and applesauce. Everyone ate and celebrated while they drank Miller Lite and Pabst Blue Ribbon beers from doggy bowls.
After dinner, Schnappsy and Berry along with all of their animal friends hit the dance floor to do the cupid shuffle. Finally, at midnight everyone started to make their way home. The doggy bus and animal van dropped everyone off at their homes. Schnappsy and Berry took off for their honeymoon in
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