Make Up a Story
Stories from Around the World
Limericks 3/13/20
March 13, 2020
Limericks
A1. There once was a man called John
A2. Who drank with a man named Don
B3. Who took off his clothes
B4. And wiggled his nose
A5. Down by the street of Lochlon
a1. I went to the Heights with a rose
a2. which then stuck to somebody's nose
b3. It had a sharp thorn
b4. Their poor nose was torn
a5. And now a fresh scent there arose
a1. There once was a collie named Sadie
a2. Who walked with a great dane named Madie
b3. They barked as they walked
b4. Wagged their tails as they talked
a5. And had a great time in the shady
a1. In the woods I met a large bear
a2. He had a lot of gray hair
b3. he shaved his nose
b4. and sat in a pose
a5. which showed off his derriere
a1. I went to the store for a bun
a2. It proved to be lots of fun
b3. The smell that arose
b4. Was just like a rose
a5. And from the store I did run
a1. There was a large clown named John
a2. He had large ears like a con
b3. He woke up in jail
b4. With his head in a pail
a5. And looked for his pal named Don
a1. St. Patrick's day you wear clothes that are green
a2. And many of them have a sheen
b3. Like the rain drops that fall
b4. Off the side of a wall
a5. And wash everything so it's clean
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