Make Up a Story
Stories from Around the World
A Funny Story
As told by the storytellers of St. Joseph Villa, Omaha
It's an old picture. They're fighting with swords. It's the civil war.
Maybe it's a publicity stunt.
I know one thing. They're stupid.
They are competitors. They're Elsie and Lucille. And Elsie will win. "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille!"
They aren't really dressed for ice skating. They are dressed on a stage with a canvas behind.
The one of the left might be a man. He's bigger. Right before the picture, they had a standoff!
An audience might be watching. These two are mad at each other but they are going to be friends like Old Lonesome George. The ladies are going to leave.
They're secretaries. They like to fight and cook. They shake hands and make up.
They are battling quietly.
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